English text variants MOTD


Calls `fortune` and prints it as is, in Jive and Valspeak.


Tools — Small utilities, gadgets & scripts to perform daily tasks.

English text

LIGHTHOUSE: A tall building on the seashore in which the government maintains a lamp and the friend of a politician.

English variant — jive

LIGHTHOUSE: A tall buildin' on de seasho'e in which de guv'ment maintains some lamp and da damn homey uh a politician. 'S coo', bro.

English variant — valspeak

LIGHTHOUSE: A tall buildin' on thuh seashore in which thuh government maintains a lamp and thuh friend of a politician.