English text variants MOTD

Calls `fortune` and prints it as is, in Jive and Valspeak.

Tools — Small utilities, gadgets & scripts to perform daily tasks.

English text

It's not the fall that kills you, it's the landing.

English variant — jive

It's not da damn fall dat kills ya', it's de landin'.

English variant — valspeak

It's not thuh fall that kills you, mostly, it's thuh landin'.