English text variants MOTD


Calls `fortune` and prints it as is, in Jive and Valspeak.


Tools — Small utilities, gadgets & scripts to perform daily tasks.

English text

There is no delight the equal of dread. As long as it is somebody else's. -- Clive Barker

English variant — jive

Dere be no delight da damn equal uh dread. As long as it be somebody else's. -- Clive Barker

English variant — valspeak

Like, there is no delight thuh equal of dread. As long as it is ya know, like, somebody else's. -- Clive Barker