English text variants MOTD


Calls `fortune` and prints it as is, in Jive and Valspeak.


Tools — Small utilities, gadgets & scripts to perform daily tasks.

English text

A man does not look behind the door unless he has stood there himself. -- Du Bois

English variant — jive

A dude duz not look behind da damn doo' unless he gots'ta stood dere himself. What it is, Mama! -- Du Bois

English variant — valspeak

A nerd does not look behind thuh door unless he has stood there himself. -- Du Bois