English text variants MOTD


Calls `fortune` and prints it as is, in Jive and Valspeak.


Tools — Small utilities, gadgets & scripts to perform daily tasks.

English text

When I woke up this morning, my girlfriend asked if I had slept well. I said, "No, I made a few mistakes." -- Steven Wright

English variant — jive

When ah' woke down dis mo'nin', mah' goathomey ax'ed if ah' had slept sheeit. ah' said, "No, ah' made some few mistakes." -- Steven Wright

English variant — valspeak

When I woke up this mornin', man, my chickfriend asked if I had slept well. I said, mostly, "Like, no way, I made a few mistakes." -- Steven Wright