English text variants MOTD


Calls `fortune` and prints it as is, in Jive and Valspeak.


Tools — Small utilities, gadgets & scripts to perform daily tasks.

English text

So in the future, one 'client' at a time or you'll be spending CPU time with lots of little 'child processes'. -- Kevin M. Bealer, commenting on the private life of a Linux nerd

English variant — jive

So in de future, one 'client' at some time o' ya''ll be spendin' CPU time wid lots uh little 'child processes'. -- Kevin M. Bealer, commentin' on de private life uh a Linux nerd

English variant — valspeak

So in thuh future, fer shure, one 'client' at a time or you'll be spendin' CPU time with lots of little 'child processes'. -- Kevin M. Bealer, oh, baby, commentin' on thuh private life of a Linux nerd