English text variants MOTD


Calls `fortune` and prints it as is, in Jive and Valspeak.


Tools — Small utilities, gadgets & scripts to perform daily tasks.

English text

This universe shipped by weight, not by volume. Some expansion of the contents may have occurred during shipment.

English variant — jive

Dis universe shipped by weight, not by volume. What it is, Mama! Some 'espansion uh de contents may gots' occurred durin' shipment.

English variant — valspeak

Like, ya know, this universe shipped by weight, like, not by volume. Some expansion of the contents may have occurred durin' shipment.