English text variants MOTD


Calls `fortune` and prints it as is, in Jive and Valspeak.


Tools — Small utilities, gadgets & scripts to perform daily tasks.

English text

Bombeck's Rule of Medicine: Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

English variant — jive

Bombeck's Rule uh Medicine, dig dis: Neva' go t'a docto' whose office plants gots' died.

English variant — valspeak

Bombeck's Rule of Medicine: Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.