English text variants MOTD


Calls `fortune` and prints it as is, in Jive and Valspeak.


Tools — Small utilities, gadgets & scripts to perform daily tasks.

English text

Confusion will be my epitaph as I walk a cracked and broken path If we make it we can all sit back and laugh but I fear that tomorrow we'll be crying. -- King Crimson, "In the Court of the Crimson King"

English variant — jive

Confusion gots'ta be mah' epitaph as ah' walk some cracked and bugger'd alley If we make it we kin all sit back and laugh but ah' fear dat tomo'row we'll be cryin'. -- Kin' Crimson, "In de Court uh de Crimson Kin'"

English variant — valspeak

Confusion will be my epitaph as I walk a cracked and broken path If we make it we can all sit back and laugh but I fear that tomorrow we'll be cryin'. -- Kin' Crimson, man, "In thuh Court of thuh Crimson Kin'"