English text variants MOTD


Calls `fortune` and prints it as is, in Jive and Valspeak.


Tools — Small utilities, gadgets & scripts to perform daily tasks.

English text

The older I grow, the less important the comma becomes. Let the reader catch his own breath. -- Elizabeth Clarkson Zwart

English variant — jive

De olda' I grow, de less impo'tant da damn comma becomes. Let da damn reader catch his own bread. -- Elizabed Clarkson Zwart

English variant — valspeak

The older I grow, mostly, the less important thuh comma becomes. Let thuh reader catch his own breath. -- Elizabeth Clarkson Zwart