English text variants MOTD


Calls `fortune` and prints it as is, in Jive and Valspeak.


Tools — Small utilities, gadgets & scripts to perform daily tasks.

English text

"They're unfriendly, which is fortunate, really. They'd be difficult to like." -- Avon

English variant — jive

"Dey're unhomeyly, which be fo'tunate, really. Slap mah fro! Dey'd be difficult t'likes." -- Avon

English variant — valspeak

"They're unfriendly, fer shure, which is fortunate, like, wow, really. They'd be difficult to like." -- Avon