English text variants MOTD


Calls `fortune` and prints it as is, in Jive and Valspeak.


Tools — Small utilities, gadgets & scripts to perform daily tasks.

English text

Topologists are just plane folks. Pilots are just plane folks. Carpenters are just plane folks. Midwest farmers are just plain folks. Musicians are just playin' folks. Whodunit readers are just Spillane folks. Some Londoners are just P. Lane folks.

English variant — jive

Topologists are plum plane folks. Pilots are plum plane folks. Carpenters are plum plane folks. Midwest farmers are plum plain folks. Musicians are plum playin' folks. Whodunit eyeballers are plum Spillane folks. Some Londoners are plum P. Lane folks.

English variant — valspeak

Topologists are just plane folks. Pilots are just plane folks. Carpenters are just plane folks. Midwest farmers are just plain folks. Musicians are just playin' folks. Whodunit readers are just Spillane folks. Some Londoners are just P. Lane folks.