English text variants MOTD


Calls `fortune` and prints it as is, in Jive and Valspeak.


Tools — Small utilities, gadgets & scripts to perform daily tasks.

English text

The seven deadly sins ... Food, clothing, firing, rent, taxes, respectability and children. Nothing can lift those seven milestones from man's neck but money; and the spirit cannot soar until the milestones are lifted. -- George Bernard Shaw

English variant — jive

De seven wastedly sins ... Food, clodin', firin', rent, taxes, respectability and children. 'S coo', bro. Nodin' kin lift dose seven milestones fum man's neck but bre'd; and da damn spirit kinnot so' until de milestones are lifted. -- Geo'ge Bernard Shaw

English variant — valspeak

The seven deadly sins ... Food, fer shure, clothin', like, firin', like, wow, rent, man, taxes, mostly, respectability and children. Nothin' can lift those seven milestones from man's neck but money; and thuh spirit cannot soar until thuh milestones are lifted. -- George Bernard Shaw