English text variants MOTD

Calls `fortune` and prints it as is, in Jive and Valspeak.

Tools — Small utilities, gadgets & scripts to perform daily tasks.

English text

What this country needs is a good five cent microcomputer.

English variant — jive

What dis country needs be some baaaad five cent microclunker.

English variant — valspeak

What this country needs is ya know, like, a bitchin' five cent microcomputer.