English text variants MOTD


Calls `fortune` and prints it as is, in Jive and Valspeak.


Tools — Small utilities, gadgets & scripts to perform daily tasks.

English text

When I works, I works hard. When I sits, I sits easy. And when I thinks, I goes to sleep.

English variant — jive

When ah' wo'ks, ah' wo'ks hard. When ah' sits, ah' sits easy. Slap mah fro! And when ah' dinks, ah' goes t'sleep.

English variant — valspeak

When I works, mostly, I works hard. When I sits, man, I sits easy. And when I thinks, man, I goes to sleep.