English text variants MOTD


Calls `fortune` and prints it as is, in Jive and Valspeak.


Tools — Small utilities, gadgets & scripts to perform daily tasks.

English text

My BIOLOGICAL ALARM CLOCK just went off ... It has noiseless DOZE FUNCTION and full kitchen!!

English variant — jive

My BIOLOGICAL ALARM CLOCK plum went off ... It gots'ta noiseless DOZE FUNCTION and full kitchen. Right On! . Right On!

English variant — valspeak

My BIOLOGICAL ALARM CLOCK just went off ... It has noiseless DOZE FUNCTION and full kitchen! Oh, wow!! Gag me with a pitchfork!