English text variants MOTD

Calls `fortune` and prints it as is, in Jive and Valspeak.

Tools — Small utilities, gadgets & scripts to perform daily tasks.

English text

If you wish to live wisely, ignore sayings -- including this one.

English variant — jive

If ya' wish t'live wisely, igno'e sayin's -- includin' dis one. What it is, Mama!

English variant — valspeak

If you wish to live wisely, like, ignore sayin's -- includin' this one.