English text variants MOTD


Calls `fortune` and prints it as is, in Jive and Valspeak.


Tools — Small utilities, gadgets & scripts to perform daily tasks.

English text

Egotism is the anesthetic given by a kindly nature to relieve the pain of being a damned fool. -- Bellamy Brooks

English variant — jive

Egotsism be de anesdetic given by some kindly nature to relieve da damn pain uh bein' some damned honkyfool. -- Bellamy Brooks

English variant — valspeak

Egotism is the anesthetic given by a kindly nature to relieve thuh pain of bein' a damned fool. -- Bellamy Brooks