English text variants MOTD


Calls `fortune` and prints it as is, in Jive and Valspeak.


Tools — Small utilities, gadgets & scripts to perform daily tasks.

English text

I don't have any use for bodyguards, but I do have a specific use for two highly trained certified public accountants. -- Elvis Presley

English variant — jive

I duzn't gots' any use fo' bodyguards, but ah' do gots' some specific use fo' two highly trained certified public accountants. -- Elvis Presley

English variant — valspeak

I don't have any use for bodguards, fer shure, but I do have a specific use for two highly trained certified public accountants. -- Elvis Presley