English text variants MOTD


Calls `fortune` and prints it as is, in Jive and Valspeak.


Tools — Small utilities, gadgets & scripts to perform daily tasks.

English text

All newspaper editorial writers ever do is come down from the hills after the battle is over and shoot the wounded.

English variant — jive

All newssheet edito'ial scribblers eva' do be come waaay down fum de hills afta' de battle be ova' and shoot da damn wounded.

English variant — valspeak

All newspaper editorial writers ever do is like wow! come down from the hills after thuh battle is over and shoot thuh wounded.