English text variants MOTD


Calls `fortune` and prints it as is, in Jive and Valspeak.


Tools — Small utilities, gadgets & scripts to perform daily tasks.

English text

During the voyage of life, remember to keep an eye out for a fair wind; batten down during a storm; hail all passing ships; and fly your colors proudly.

English variant — jive

Durin' de voyage uh life, rememba' to keep an eye out fo' some fair wind; batten waaay down durin' some sto'm; hail all passin' ships; and fly yo' colo's proudly. Slap mah fro!

English variant — valspeak

Durin' thuh voyage of life, like, wow, remember to keep an eye out for a fair wind; batten down durin' a storm; hail all passin' ships; and fly your colors proudly.