English text variants MOTD


Calls `fortune` and prints it as is, in Jive and Valspeak.


Tools — Small utilities, gadgets & scripts to perform daily tasks.

English text

Radioactive cats have 18 half-lives.

English variant — jive

Radioactive cats gots' 18 half-lives.

English variant — valspeak

Radioactive cats have 18 half-lives.