English text variants MOTD


Calls `fortune` and prints it as is, in Jive and Valspeak.


Tools — Small utilities, gadgets & scripts to perform daily tasks.

English text

Blutarsky's Axiom: Nothing is impossible for the man who will not listen to reason.

English variant — jive

Blutarsky's Axiom, dig dis: Nodin' be impossible fo' de dude who gots'ta not listen t'reason. 'S coo', bro.

English variant — valspeak

Blutarsky's Axiom: Nothin' is like wow! impossible for thuh man who will not listen to reason.