English text variants MOTD


Calls `fortune` and prints it as is, in Jive and Valspeak.


Tools — Small utilities, gadgets & scripts to perform daily tasks.

English text

Why on earth do people buy old bottles of wine when they can get a fresh one for a quarter of the price?

English variant — jive

Why on eard do sucka's steal old bottles uh wine when dey kin git a fresh one fo' some quarta' of de price?

English variant — valspeak

Why on earth do guys buy old bottles of wine when they can get a fresh one for a quarter of thuh price?