English text variants MOTD


Calls `fortune` and prints it as is, in Jive and Valspeak.


Tools — Small utilities, gadgets & scripts to perform daily tasks.

English text

This was the most unkindest cut of all. -- William Shakespeare, "Julius Caesar"

English variant — jive

Dis wuz de most unkindest cut uh all. -- William Shakespeare, "Julius Caesar"

English variant — valspeak

Like, ya know, this was like, ya know, the most unkindest cut of all. -- William Shakespeare, man, "Julius Caesar"