English text variants MOTD


Calls `fortune` and prints it as is, in Jive and Valspeak.


Tools — Small utilities, gadgets & scripts to perform daily tasks.

English text

<|Rain|> Knghtbrd: let me give you access to the zone files oh gods - you do realize I have never played with bind right? <|Rain|> uhoh :)

English variant — jive

<|Rain|> Knghtbrd, dig dis: let me give ya' access t'de zone stashs oh gods - ya' do realize ah' gots' neva' played wid bind right? <|Rain|> uhoh :)

English variant — valspeak

<|Rain|> Knghtbrd: let me give you access to thuh zone files oh gods - you do realize I have never played with bind right? <|Rain|> uhoh :)