English text variants MOTD

Calls `fortune` and prints it as is, in Jive and Valspeak.

Tools — Small utilities, gadgets & scripts to perform daily tasks.

English text

One person's error is another person's data.

English variant — jive

One sucka''s erro' be anoda' sucka''s data. Sheeeiit.

English variant — valspeak

One person's error is like, ya know, another person's data.