English text variants MOTD


Calls `fortune` and prints it as is, in Jive and Valspeak.


Tools — Small utilities, gadgets & scripts to perform daily tasks.

English text

And if sometime, somewhere, someone asketh thee, "Who kilt thee?", tell them it 'twas the Doones of Bagworthy!

English variant — jive

And if sometime, somewhere, someone ax'ed dee, "Who kilt dee?", tell dem it 'twuz de Doones uh Bagwo'dy. Right On!

English variant — valspeak

And if sometime, mostly, somewhere, mostly, someone asketh thee, "Who kilt thee?", fer shure, tell them it 'twas thuh Doones of Bagworthy! Gag me with a pitchfork!