English text variants MOTD


Calls `fortune` and prints it as is, in Jive and Valspeak.


Tools — Small utilities, gadgets & scripts to perform daily tasks.

English text

Dinosaurs aren't extinct. They've just learned to hide in the trees.

English variant — jive

Dinosaurs ain't 'estinct. Dey've plum learned t'hide in de trees.

English variant — valspeak

Dinosaurs aren't extinct. They've just learned to hide in thuh trees.