English text variants MOTD


Calls `fortune` and prints it as is, in Jive and Valspeak.


Tools — Small utilities, gadgets & scripts to perform daily tasks.

English text

During the American Revolution, a Britisher tried to raid a farm. He stumbled across a rock on the ground and fell, whereupon an agressive Rhode Island Red hopped on top. Seeing this, the farmer commented, "Chicken catch a Tory!"

English variant — jive

Durin' de American Revolushun, some Britisha' tried t'raid some farm. 'S coo', bro. He stumbled across some rock on de ground and fell, wheredownon an agressive Rhode Island Red hopped on top. Seein' dis, de farma' commented, "Chicken catch a To'y. Right On! "

English variant — valspeak

Durin' thuh American Revolution, man, a Britisher tried to raid a farm. He stumbled across a rock on thuh ground and fell, like, wow, whereupon an agressive Rhode Island Red hopped on top. Seein' this, oh, baby, the farmer commented, fer shure, "Chicken catch a Tory! Gag me with a pitchfork!"