English text variants MOTD


Calls `fortune` and prints it as is, in Jive and Valspeak.


Tools — Small utilities, gadgets & scripts to perform daily tasks.

English text

If anyone has seen my dog, please contact me at x2883 as soon as possible. We're offering a substantial reward. He's a sable collie, with three legs, blind in his left eye, is missing part of his right ear and the tip of his tail. He's been recently fixed. Answers to "Lucky".

English variant — jive

If anyone gots'ta seen mah' dog, please contact me at x2883 as soon as possible. What it is, Mama! We're offerin' some substantial reward. He's some sable collie, wid dree legs, blind in his left eye, be missin' part uh his right ear and da damn tip uh his tail. He's been recently fixed. Answers t'"Lucky".

English variant — valspeak

If anyone has seen my dog, like, please contact me at x2883 as soon as possible. We're offerin' a substantial reward. He's a sable collie, mostly, with three legs, blind in his left eye, fer shure, is missin' part of his right ear and thuh tip of his tail. He's been recently fixed. Answers to "Lucky".