English text variants MOTD


Calls `fortune` and prints it as is, in Jive and Valspeak.


Tools — Small utilities, gadgets & scripts to perform daily tasks.

English text

Weinberg's First Law: Progress is only made on alternate Fridays.

English variant — jive

Weinberg's First Law, dig dis: Progress be only made on alternate Fridays.

English variant — valspeak

Weinberg's First Law: Progress is like wow! only made on alternate Fridays.