English text variants MOTD


Calls `fortune` and prints it as is, in Jive and Valspeak.


Tools — Small utilities, gadgets & scripts to perform daily tasks.

English text

There is an innocence in admiration; it is found in those to whom it has not yet occurred that they, too, might be admired some day. -- Friedrich Nietzsche

English variant — jive

Dere be an innocence in admirashun; it be found in dose t'whom it has not yet occurred dat dey, too, might be admired some day. Slap mah fro! -- Friedrich Nietzsche

English variant — valspeak

Like, there is an innocence in admiration; it is like wow! found in those to whom it has not yet occurred that they, fer shure, too, man, might be admired some day. -- Friedrich Nietzsche