English text variants MOTD


Calls `fortune` and prints it as is, in Jive and Valspeak.


Tools — Small utilities, gadgets & scripts to perform daily tasks.

English text

Being a mime means never having to say you're sorry.

English variant — jive

Bein' some mime means neva' havin' t'say youse so'ry. Slap mah fro!

English variant — valspeak

Bein' a mime means never havin' to say you're sorry.